Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Guest Post with Vanessa Kelly + Giveaway (International)

It's always a pleasure to have Vanessa Kelly hanging out at the blog. She such a fun and lovely lady whose heroes are swoon worthy and her heroines headstrong :) Today she is sharing her latest release, HIS MISTLETOE BRIDE, which is a fantastic book to add to your holiday romance must read list.

WELCOME BACK TO THE BLOG VANESSA!!!

Meet Vanessa:

Vanessa Kelly was named by Booklist, the review journal of the American Library Association, as one of the “New Stars of Historical Romance.” Her Regency-set historical romances have been nominated for awards in a number of contests, and her second book, Sex and The Single Earl, won the prestigious Maggie Medallion for Best Historical Romance. Vanessa also writes contemporary romance with her husband under the name of V.K. Sykes.


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Man Trouble
By Vanessa Kelly

I want to thank Kati and Jamie for hosting me on the blog today. I’m excited to be here!

Men…they can be such a pain, can’t they? Oh, sure. They’re handsome and sexy and we love them, but that doesn’t mean they can’t cause a whole bunch of trouble—even when they don’t know they’re doing it!

In this excerpt from my new Regency-set historical romance, His Mistletoe Bride, my heroine—Phoebe Linville—has just had a fight with Lucas, my hero. Confused by what seems to be Lucas’s odd behavior, Phoebe turns to her married female cousins for advice.

“Men,” said Sophie, her voice dripping with contempt. Awkwardly, she pulled her chair half round to close off their group in a semicircle. “You mustn’t be too upset, Phoebe,” she said. “Lucas is behaving like a spoiled little boy, but it doesn’t really mean anything.”

Phoebe repressed a groan. “I am not upset in the least,” she answered, as calmly as she could. “Lucas is free to spend his time with whomever he wishes. I am just sorry his family should see him behaving so badly.” There. She sounded quite convincing.

“I can see you don’t care a whit,” Sophie replied in a dry voice. “Believe it or not, we’ve all been in your shoes. Not Annabel, of course. I’ll say one thing for my brother Robert. He’s always had a great deal of common sense when it comes to women.”

Annabel grinned, and the other two women smiled as if they knew the answer to some vexing puzzle. Only Phoebe felt completely at sea, which was not surprising given her lack of experience with the male of the species. And in spite of her reluctance to talk about Lucas—or even think about him—her curiosity was caught.

“What do you mean?” she asked.

Sophie glanced around to make sure no one was eavesdropping, then leaned in to their little circle. “Simon acted almost as badly as Lucas on the very night we became engaged. He arrived at a ball on the arm of the most notorious widow of the ton, and spent quite a bit of time flirting with her that evening. Needless to say, I was furious.”

Phoebe’s eyes widened. “I cannot believe it. His manners are so distinguished.”

“Believe it. We had quite a dustup later, as you can imagine. It turned out to be quite an interesting evening.”

To Phoebe’s surprise, the countess turned red and began vigorously fanning herself.

“I can just imagine,” interjected Meredith. “Silverton did the same thing to me before we were married. I was very annoyed at the time.”

Phoebe let out a little squeak of dismay. Not Lord Silverton, too! Were all her illusions to be shattered tonight? “How is that possible? He is devoted to you. Are all men so faithless before they are married?”

“Oh, some men are quite faithless even after they’re married,” said Annabel in a cheerful voice. “But you mustn’t think any of our husbands are. They’re all hopelessly in love with us.”

Phoebe let out a frustrated sigh. Sometimes it seemed her London cousins spoke in a foreign tongue. “Why are you telling me this?”

“Because,” said Meredith, “Lucas’s idiotic behavior doesn’t really mean anything. I know it feels horrible to you now, but it’s what men do when they’re upset with the women they really want. Sometimes they don’t know how to express it any other way.”

Phoebe gaped at her but before she could protest, Sophie picked up the thread of the
conversation. “And sometimes they don’t even know they’re doing it.”

Phoebe gave her head a shake, but it still did not clear the fog. “Doing what?”

“Flirting. Most men and women in the ton flirt as easily as they breathe.” Sophie tapped her chin with her fan, as if ruminating. “Although Lucas seems to know exactly what he’s doing, which I find interesting. He must like you very much indeed.”

Phoebe straightened her spine. “I am sure he does not. By any rational measure, his behavior would give the lie to that.”

Annabel waved her protest away. “Rational has nothing to do with it.”

Well, poor Phoebe is mystified, but I’m sure you won’t be surprised to hear that she and Lucas make up later in the evening—and quite passionately too! You see, Lucas is afraid Phoebe might reject his marriage proposal, and he’s determined to show her that he’s the only man for her.

But what about you, dear readers? Do the men in your life sometimes drive you crazy? In what silly ways do they act out, instead of just talking to you like a rational human being? One person who comments will win a copy of my first and third books, Mastering The Marquess and My Favorite Countess.


Excerpt from His Mistletoe Bride ©2012 by Vanessa Kelly. All rights reserved.



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HIS MISTLETOE BRIDE:
Genre: Historical
Length: 352 pages
Publisher: Zebra Books (October 2, 2012)

BLAME IT ON THE MISTLETOE…

When Major Lucas Stanton inherited his earldom, he never dreamed his property would include the previous earl’s granddaughter. Phoebe Linville is a sparkling American beauty, yes, but with a talent for getting into trouble. Witness the compromising position that forced them into wedlock. Whisked away to Mistletoe Manor, his country estate, it isn’t long before she is challenging his rules—and surprising him in and out of bed…

Phoebe has no intention of bowing to Lucas’s stubbornness even though he offers all that she wants. His kisses and unexpected warmth are enticing, but Phoebe is determined to show the Earl of Merritt what real love is all about. And if that takes twelve nights of delicious seduction by a roaring fire, she’s more than willing to reveal her gifts very slowly…
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So dear readers, Vanessa is giving away a copy of MASTERING THE MARQUESS and MY FAVORITE COUNTESS to one(1) lucky reader. Isn't that fabulous? The best part: open internationally. Wheeee. Here's how to enter:
  • Leave a comment answering Vanessa's question: Do the men in your life sometimes drive you crazy? In what silly ways do they act out, instead of just talking to you like a rational human being?
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A huge thank you to Vanessa for hanging out and donating copies of her books.
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60 comments:

  1. Sometimes, my father is driving not just me but all of us crazy. Sometimes, he's very amiable, but other times he turns into a jealous fellow (to my mom) very strict (no short shorts, no short hair, no coming home late, no watching tv very late) When he's in "that" mood, he just keeps quiet and gets so grumpy. But of course, we don't get mad at him, we just talk to him most of the time, we love him of all things. :D

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    1. Lory, it's great that you have the kind of relationship with your father that you can talk to him about things. I think they get grumpy sometimes because they want to protect us!

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  2. The 'man' currently driving me crazy is my 14 year old son. Soooooo can't wait until he's older and close to rational again. :)

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  3. The man in my life drives me crazy, not by acting out, but by shutting down. Instead of talking he goes "statue" on me. Sometimes I tell him it's like being married to a good looking mannequin! He shows a lot of emotion when watching sports, but almost none in our relationship. I love the men in the romance novels by Vanessa because they court their ladies, protect them, and do little romantic things for them. I find that so wonderfully refreshing and charming! I wish real men thought a little more like women lol! I would much rather talk about something or have him surprise me than sit on the couch watching TV!

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    1. Azacia, it's so frustrating when men do that, isn't it? If only they would read some romance novels to show them how we'd like to be treated!

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  4. My husband and I have been married for 34 years, so there are way to many ways he drives me crazy and of course he could say the same about me. lol.

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    1. I know, Mary. My hubby and I love each other to bits, but sometimes we drive each other crazy, too!

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  5. Every now and again my husband (God Love Him) gets in these moods where he thinks it is funny to annoy me so he will just poke fun at me over and over again thinking it is funny! Until I completely loose it and usually past loose it!

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    1. Texas Book Lover, you tell your hubby that I said he's to stop poking fun at you!!

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  6. The only man in my life at the mo. is my dad & yes he does drive the whole household (my mum & I) crazy. What they say about men never growing up seems true to a T. He acts more like a kid than my pre-teen nephew, & never listens to us. Still I love my dad tho he does make it somewhat trying sometimes!

    thumbelinda03@yahoo.com

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    1. Linda, men have a special talent for that!

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  7. Yes, my husband and my Dad drive me crazy at times! It's like we're speaking different languages - the words sound the same but we're in parallel universes!

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    1. Excellent way to describe the problem, Rebe!

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  8. Oh is this opening the can of worms!!! lol... My dear, dear BF is very absent minded. It's very annoying to have to repeat the same answer to the same question over and over. Then his feelings get hurt cuz I'm annoyed and I get the silent treatment. But he's pretty well molded now so he doesn't really "act out" as much any more :)

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  9. Yes, the men in my life drive me crazy! They need reminded more often than my teenagers!

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    1. I think they both suffer from the condition of "not listening"!

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  10. ROTFLMBO!!! Oh good Lord can I relate to men driving me crazy! I have a wonderful husband and two great step sons but they are sometimes the bane of my existence! My husband is a bit of a clown at times and his favorite past time is getting my goat by razzing me for this or that reason when I end up doing something stupid and then the oldest step son jumps on the bandwagon which ends up really ticking me off because while hubby KNOWS when to drop it if he has taken it too far to the point of insult, the 12 y o does NOT and he does take it to the point of insulting (sometimes intentionally I believe) and no matter how many times I tell hubby that he is setting a bad example to his son and teaching him to be disrespectful, it slips his mind the next time he catches me in some faux pas. Sadly, when I razz him in return, his son is quick to defend him rather than jump on the bandwagon in teasing him also (hence my irritation when he joins his father in razzing me). With that being said, I find it amusing that so many people believe we are fighting with each other when we jokingly trade insults with each other (I swear that we sometimes act like a couple of grade schoolers lol)!

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    1. Men are really just boys at heart, aren't they, LadyRed?

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  11. Thanks to my son I've learned that men become selectively deaf around the age of eight and from that moment it only gets worse. My husband is the proof.
    minadecaro at hotmail dot com

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  12. The man in my life, my husband, doesn't act out at me, he eats everything in the house! I can always tell when he's upset or angry, because I'll find wrappers and dirty dishes laying around. The most frustrating thing is when you ask him "what's wrong?", his response is always "nothing, why?" lol Ugh.

    Thanks for a great giveaway! :)
    songbird1613 at yahoo dot com

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    1. If only they would do their dishes, right? Men!!

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  13. All men drive women crazy, that is why we love them. They make us crazy about them in everyway. They leave their clothes all over, leave lights on, leave the toliet seat up, and just about anything else.
    Thanks for the giveaway.
    Christinebails@yahoo.com

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    1. I have to say, I'm very lucky in that respect. DH does the laundry, folds the clothes, and even puts the seat down!

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  14. The only man in my life right now is my dad, and he oftenly repeat saying stuffs. But it doesn't really bugs me since i learn to ignore them :D

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    1. Good for you, sienny! My dad repeats stuff now too, and I know it's because of his age.

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  15. My husband of many years does many things that annoy me. I ignore it since it is better and easier. saubleb(at)gmail(dot)com

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  16. My dad would stop talking to us for weeks on end. He would talk to our dog but not to us! What was crazy was that sometimes he was mad about stuff at work or something that had nothing to do with us! My grandfather behaved that way, too. Craziness!

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    1. Sounds like it runs in the family, Phoenix. That would drive me crazy!

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  17. OOOOOOOOOOOooo....The one thing that drive me bonkers is when he doesn't listen. I can say something to him and then when it comes up later, he says I never said anything to him about it. I swear, he can look right at me as I'm talking and not hear a darn thing. Sometimes I think he has an automatic shutdown mode when my mouth opens, LOL!

    leahweller AT bellsouth DOT net

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    1. Vanessa, thank you for doing a post here and for the chance in the giveaway. Congratulations on the release too! :)

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    2. Thanks, Leah! I think many husbands suffer from your husband's "affliction." Like I said, men!

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  18. I'd like to tell Beebs it gets better when they grow up, but i have a 20yr old who is still driving me crazy. Still living home & I'm never sure what he's up to. The secret life....Anyway, the book sound great!

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    1. Ah, yes! The kids who still live at home - that certainly has its challenges, Sharlene.

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  19. I wonder if all men are alike when they get that glazed look that comes across their eyes when you're trying to talk to them about something. That is so frustrating and it makes me want to scream. Sigh. I usually just stop talking and realize that he's not listening so why bother. Otherwise, I think I'll keep him. We've been married for nearly 46 years and he's my best friend.

    I'm so thrilled for you, Vanessa, on the release of "The Mistletoe Bride." How exciting for you AND we readers! Congratulations and all the best. :-)

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    1. Thanks, Connie! You're right - sometimes it's better to just go with the flow!

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  20. OMG Yes! It's not always what they say, but what they do (or don't do). And often do things on their own schedule and almost in slo-mo. And doing things in an odd way - which often leads to them not being asked to do it again. And why do we have to ask? gotta stop now cause I'm getting riled up.
    sallans d at yahoo dot com

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  21. Yeah,, sometimes they drive me crazy..

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  22. I have two sons and a husband. I love them all to the depths of my soul. But every time they stand in front of the pantry or fridge or the like and say something like, " We are out of ....., Mom! There is none in here!" When it so is in there. It only lacks the ability to jump up into their hands or line of vision. It makes me want to jump up and down and shout and scream and cry and throw something at them!! Why do they do that?? Why??? LOL
    lisakhutson {at} (cox) [dot]

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  23. Wow I can't think of anything...I guess I'm lucky:)

    debi01760@hotmail.com

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  24. My husband and my son drive me crazy all the time. I am constantly behind them cleaning up stupid little messes that both of them make but "forget" to clean it up. We will go rounds about stuff and half the time I forget what we were fighting about.

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  25. I have 4 wonderful men in my life!!
    My brothers drive me crazy when they bother me about something, I'm their little sister and sometimes they overprotect me. I know they do it for good..
    My dad, he's awesome!! But.. What he says is the law! I can't discuss with when he sticks to something he says.
    And, my boyfriend. We have different personalities and we discuss many times because of that. You wouldn't believe that there are times when we fight for such little things. He can drive me crazy wanting to pull out my hair, but still, he drives me crazy wanting to just kiss him and hug him!! It's hard but I love them all, and i've learned to live with those things that can make me want to choke them (most to my brothers) lol
    Men and women are so different, if we weren't that way, I guess we were bored about each other :)
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    lissette_125 AT hotmail DOT es

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  26. My husband drives me nuts by not listening to me. He can tune out a tractor trailer roaring through our living room. Then when I remind him of something, he'll say "you didn't tell me that." And I'll say "I did and you were looking right at me!" It's not so much a problem now that our children are older, but when my daughters were babies and toddlers, he would be able to sleep through the night and not be awaken by the baby monitor even when I would put it under his pillow. He always offered to alternate nights, but it would be a bust. It would take me ten minutes to shake him awake to go feed the baby. Finally, I said forget it and decided to do it all the time myself.

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  27. I thought that was part of the definition of being "male" :)

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  28. Yes, my son does things that have me shaking my head sometimes. I found out recently that he had been putting the soap in the fabric softener dispenser in the washing machine for over a year - I don't have a clue where he got the idea that was where the soap was supposed to go. I'll think he knows how to do something and then when I talk to him I find out he doesn't have a clue and I never thought to tell him because I just assumed he knew.

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  29. In my family the girls outnumber the boys by 3 to 1 (there are 4 boys) and yet those guys still manage to create chaos and make more of a mess than the girls. It's the seemingly uncontrollable bodily noises that have all the girls cringing... even worse when the boys turn it in to a numbers and smells game:(

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  30. yes off course...sometimes they really make me pissed off...very stuborn and always think man better than woman...

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  31. I think that at times all people can drive me crazy. The guys in my life do tend to be hardheaded (not that the women aren't) and definitely have too many body noises that they don't even seem to try to control.....This could be at least part of the reason I am still single. I have not found anyone that I could overlook these things for for too long, lol.

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  32. Ah you make me laugh Vanessa, what man doesn't frustrate a woman at some point. Though now that we have been married for over 7 years my husband has figured things out =)
    Fun to see you here! A nice post, and thank you for sharing you excerpt! It was wonderful. Hard to believe that it is release time, snuck up fast!

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  33. Just lately it's my son & his shopping habits. Stores see him coming & rub their hands together in glee I'm sure. Any kind of sales pitch & he's hooked. Then he rues the buy & I have to go back to the store with him to return the item.

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  34. Definitely. I love my husband but I wish that he will stop doing some things. They are small things like leaving socks lying around but they drive me nuts at times!

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  35. Of course I love my hubby, but he does a few very annoying things. He has an issue concentrating on me when I'm talking to him and I have to repeat things 3 times before he actually 'hears' me. I'd love to change that! Brittanyg@gmail.com

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  36. Of course. Currently drive me crazy was my nephew. He's always want grab my tab, and i always scared when he run to anywhere with tab in his hand. But, he still make me smile and love him even when he grab my tab :)

    filiafantasy at gmail dot com

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  37. Yep, they drive me completely nuts. I really hate it when you ask them their opinion on something and the answer is always "fine".

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  38. My dad sometimes drives me crazy, I don't know why, but when friends come by the house to study or hang out, he tries to act like our age. Like 'wha's up dudes, where's the party at?' Lol!

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